Monthly Archives: June 2010

E-mail from “Ban Ki-Moon”

Attention: How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family? You may not understand why this email came to you. We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with … Continue reading

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Walked around today with an ice pack on my boob.

Another medical procedure today went better. I got my two breast cysts aspirated. It all went very smoothly — the only thing that was a little painful was having the anesthetic injected. Now I am hoping that I won’t get … Continue reading

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Chickened out

I went to the doctor today for a consultation about an IUD, and maybe an insertion. I chickened out, though. I just got all freaked out, and actually started feeling nauseous. This sort of thing is something I will need … Continue reading

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Probably not a popular product

I love North Korea thong. If you like this, Cafepress suggests you would also like products with a Confederate flag and a T-shirt that says “Hot Wife In Need Of BIG COCK.”

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Auto tune + stupidity = Cross cultural fun!

Two “niu” foreign teachers Dancin’ on the Train!

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Disgusting bodily functions

I got back from a week at my family‚Äôs on last Saturday, and for a long time afterward, I felt kind of depressed and drained. It was a crappy visit (if I had wanted to, I could have written the … Continue reading

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This one looks better

I like its kind of late 60′s look. I usually wear the collar down, but I’ve put it up here.

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My favorite qi pao is too small!

It looks okay from the front, but not from the back.

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More proof that John Milius is insane

All right! Plastic surgery and cool cell phones for everyone! Oh … NORTH Korea? … Well I guess not then. Get ready for the Greater Korean Republic’s 2025 invasion

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