They beat me to it!
The other day I was thinking about starting my own money-making religion. I could call it Scienceology. I could swipe all this Scientology stuff, change a few things here and there, and then offer people Scientology-type courses, but at 20% off. Then, from time to time, I’d have sales! It’d be like, “Advance one level, 50% off!” (Of course, it I wanted it to appeal to Chinese people, I’d have to swap the aliens for something like dinosaurs, because Chinese people think alien kind of stuff is dumb.)
But my fiendish plan has been quashed. Some guys have been posting Church of Scientology materials online, so people can read their stupid crap for free!
Naughty “Anonymous”!