Fuck!
I just bought a new cell phone because my old was was quickly dying. I splurged a little and got one with a camera. Fuck! I should have gotten a cheaper one! You know why? Because this one doesn’t have an English-language instruction manual! It also looks cheap and plastic-y (because I think it is cheap and plastic-y). It’s just too complicated and has all this weird crap I don’t understand because I can’t read the manual. I also don’t like the screen, which I’ve decided is too narrow, stupidly so. The worst bit is I can’t figure out how to write SMSs on it in English, which is really all I ever use my phone for. I’ve got all the documentation, and try to return it tomorrow. If they don’t want to take it (although I don’t see any reason why they shouldn’t), I’m going to start throwing a tantrum and threaten to smash it to pieces right there. That might work.