Crap: Beating it out of, and throwing it onto.
There’s this channel on my TV in the high digits that I think of as “The Taiwan Politicians Beating the Crap Out of Each Other Channel.” It seems like whenever I tune in, they’re covering some sort of rumble in legislative chambers. There was one time where a woman ripped a bill she disagreed with out of another legislator’s hand and ate it so it couldn’t be submitted for a vote. There have been several fistfights, and one all-out chair-throwing melee! (I wish stuff like that would happen in the US Congress!)
Today I took a look at Roland Soong’s redoubtable EastSouthNorthWest blog and found this story, “The Shit Hits the Man.” Briefly, a Democratic Progressive Party politician collected a bunch of human crap, “waited for the feces to ferment,” added some water to make it nice and gushy, and then threw it on the mayor of Tainan City! If you think this sounds disgusting, click on the link, and you can see PICTURES!