Drowning in chest hair.
Here’s an interesting quote I found in an article from my favorite source of weird news, Daily Mainichi:
“French guys I’ve slept with have been, like a lot of Japanese, uncircumcised, but I didn’t think they were particularly large,” she says. “Their peach-colored penises were hard and thick, but they fit perfectly with the Japanese condoms I gave them to use. Apart from the color, they were no different to the Japanese ones. My memories are struggling to breath from all the chest hair that kept hitting me when they were in the missionary position.”
From the article,
“Rising up in protest over the long and short of penis size.”