It might be Osama in disguise!
Get this — my friends are trying to adopt a Chinese baby.¬†¬†But they¬†have to get clearance from HOMELAND SECURITY first.¬† It’s the new standard procedure.¬†
WHY?!?  Do they think the baby will be a terrorist, or that my friends will use it for terrorism?
I wonder if you’re a Muslim, or someone who’s pissed off the government, it’s, “No baby for you!”