Monthly Archives: November 2006

My new enterprise.

Next week, I’m going to teach a Chinese class to a foreigner! It’s pretty exciting! It’ll be my first time. The way it all came about was that I had talked to somebody I know about my plans to do … Continue reading

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Well!

Almost every time I have office hours this one weird kid comes in. He asks me all these questions, and actually once wrote down the answers. I asked him what he was doing, and he said it was just for … Continue reading

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Alarming English blocks.

“I’d like a sunny-side-up dick.” http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/ (I originally found this link through Sinosplice.)

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More proof that the Bushes are dumb.

Bush daughter’s purse stolen. One of the Bush daughters put her purse down on the floor at some tourist hot spot in Argentina. Of course, it got stolen. On another odd note, none of the Secret Service men noticed.

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Simpsons episode altered by FOX

A reference to the war in Iraq was taken out of a Simpsons episode before it was aired on FOX. Here is a link to a video of the original and the broadcast version. Found (as usual) through EastSouthWestNorth Blog. … Continue reading

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BEAR

I’ve been having very interesting, technicolor dreams lately. They’re so interesting they surpass anything in my real life, and even anything I watch in actual movies. That makes it hard to motivate myself to get up, since I know I … Continue reading

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Gao Yuan said of my computer:

“It is useless … like a heavy brick.”

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What should I do?

So, I’m cheap. But, I’m having trouble with my computer again. It’s a Gateway with 256 MB (?) of RAM. It’s been plagued with problems, which is why its original owner, Original Curtis, got rid of it. It used to … Continue reading

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Bowling for Concubine.

That was what I thought of Bowling for Columbine as when I thought of it briefly tonight. I wonder if I (heart) my concubine bumperstickers would sell? I’d buy one as a joke.

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I’ll be going now …

According to this quiz, I have a 93% chance of disappearing. The next two came out as suicide (67%) and disease (60%). How Will You Die?

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Happy syringes.

Happy syringes. Originally uploaded by MFinChina. From an info pamphlet for a Hepatitis B drug.

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Links: Learn from Lei Feng, Madness of Donald Rumsfeld

Here’s an article on some Lei Fung commemorative condoms. Apparently, the same company is going to release Mao ones. Lei Feng Condoms I this kind of surprising because the Hunan restaurant near my school just took down all their pictures … Continue reading

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I was excited by the Democrats’ win yesterday! I watched everything at Big Bamboo, a local bar in Shanghai, with other members of the local Democrats’ group. In other news, Alice the dog lost her virginity tonight! The perpetrator was … Continue reading

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Relieved!

Alice the dog was really sick yesterday. She had a fever, was listless, and wouldn’t eat or drink. I was really worried, especially because her temperature seemed so high. I felt guilty because I let go of her leash the … Continue reading

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Tell that boy to shut up!

Or did the song go “tell that GIRL to shut up”? Anyway, I had a talk with that Chinese-American guy yesterday. He’s the guy I talked about back on September 5, who always badmouths Chinese people, and said weird stuff … Continue reading

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Another strange dream.

Part of the dream I had last night was that two things came in the window into my house and scared me. I figured out pretty fast that one of them was just a chipmonk, but the other one was … Continue reading

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My teacher’s secret, last night’s dream.

I feel this is really interesting, but on the other hand I feel like it’s mean to talk about this, like it’s something I should keep quiet about. The other day I asked my embroidery teacher what her surname was. … Continue reading

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