Archive for October, 2006

Words you can’t say on Japanese television.

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

I got this link off the Asian Studies community on Livejournal. 

I can’t understand everything, but a lot of the words have to do with describing handicapped people (for example, you’re not supposed to say “idiot” to describe a mentally retarded person), race (you’re not supposed to call a white person a “red hair person,” and you’re not supposed to say “black man,” but it doesn’t offer any other suggestion), and place names (you’re not supposed to use names that were used during WWII and will come across as too nationalistic).¬†

http://monoroch.net/gallery/kinshi/

What I’ve read so far.

Friday, October 27th, 2006

At the end of last year, I made a vow to read more during 2006.¬† Here’s what I’ve read so far.¬† It’s all pretty middlebrow:

1. The Cider House Rules, by John Irving
2. A crappy book I randomly found that doesn’t deserve to be mentioned because it had gratuitously racist bits.
3. The Flood, by Maggie Gee
4. Paris Interzone, by James Campbell (very interesting non-fiction)
5. The Burning Times, by Jeanne Kalogridis
6. The Life of Pi, by Yann Martel (my mom sent it to me)
7. All Tomorrow’s Parties, by William Gibson
8. How Proust Can Change Your Life, by Alan(?) de Botton
9. The Shipping News, by Annie Proulx
10. The Scar, by China Mieville
11. Dr. Sweet and His Daughter, by Peter Bradshaw
12. Indecision, by Benjamin Kunkel
13. The God of Small Things, by Arundhati Roy (given to me by Mary Ann Koruth)

I’ve been worried about the quality of my reading.¬† Sometimes I feel like I’m reading too fast, and am not really taking in what I am reading.¬† Then, I tried to stop that, and I’m afraid I’m reading too slowly, not remembering at the end of the book what happened at the beginning.¬† Also, I haven’t felt strongly moved by the books I’ve read lately.¬† Probably the Paris book was the most interesting, and I also found The God of Small Things very interesting.¬† I was also¬†pretty impressed with The Scar, which had a complex plot and was jam-packed with strange, inventive details.¬† But, I haven’t been moved by that much I’ve read lately, maybe with the exception of Norwegian Wood, which I read at the end of last year.

(By the way, I was just reading something on Chinese reading habits.¬† The article said that Haruki Murakami is the most popular foreign writer in China.¬† It’s a little surprising, considering the bad feelings a lot of people have about Japan.¬† But still, I’ve never met a college-educated Chinese person who hasn’t read Norwegian Wood.)

That’s not kosher!

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Nippon Ham Fighters win first Japan Series in 44 years

My embroidery teacher.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

 

A shot from class.

Originally uploaded by MFinChina.

She’s a Miao minority person, from Guizhou Province.

From Reuters: Five punished for China banquet binge death

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

This guy should have used the vomiting room!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061024/od_nm/china_banquet_dc

Dover Thrift editions?

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

I’ve been wanting a copy of The Tale of Genji for a long time now.¬† I’ve got a $5.00 Barnes and Noble gift card, and they have a Dover Thrift edition for $3.00.¬† Is there any reason why I shouldn’t get that, and opt for a more expensive (like $14.95) one instead?

Hand job!

Monday, October 23rd, 2006
I actually went to the gym at Zhongshan Park today to exercise. I was using this leg muscle machine to cool down after using the stationary bike, and what did I see when looking out a nearby window, but somebody getting a hand job! There’s a wooded area behind the gym, and there was a guy leaning against the wall while somebody in a red shirt jerked his penis up and down. I wondered if I was watching HOT GAY ACTION or not, and flip-flopped between looking away embarrassedly and peeping out at what they were doing. When it was all done, the person in a red shirt turned around and revealed herself to be a heavy and not-too-attractive woman. Moments later, a heavy and not-too-attractive woman entered the gym. I swore not to follow her on whatever machine she touched with her hands. She went into the aerobics room, though, to do what, I don’t know. Then a little while later, a rather heavy, unattractive man in a red shirt came in the gym. He sort of had manboobs. So, who was the deliverer? The woman in red, or the man in red? I’ll never know.

Hey! That’s not fair!

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006

It looks like my neighbors, or whoever it was near me, got rid of their wireless connection. This means I can’t steal it anymore! Drat!

Dog invasion!

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Dog invasion!

Originally uploaded by MFinChina.

Alice the dog rushed into my apartment tonight as I was coming in the door. She jumped on my bed and attacked a toy dog I have, and was frightened when she activated its barking mechanism. I cornered her and put her leash on her and took her back to Mr. Zhao, a.k.a. the dog man.

Referenced in the BBC article!

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

Yogurt pianist; chop the strange fish.

Originally uploaded by MFinChina.

Imagine my surprise when Rainking sent me the text of the BBC article, and it included a reference to “chop the strange fish”! I can only guess that the writer saw this incredibly bizarre translation on this photo I put on Flickr. Or could this weird mistake have been made independenly, somewhere else?

Here’s the text of the article:
BEIJING STAMPS OUT POOR ENGLISH
China has launched a fresh drive to clamp down on bad English in the run-up to the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Previous attempts to wipe out Chinglish - the mistranslated phrases often seen on Chinese street signs and product labels - have met with little success.

Emergency exits at Beijing airport read “No entry on peacetime” and the Ethnic Minorities Park is named “Racist Park”.

Beijing city authorities will issue new translation guides by the end of the year, Xinhua news agency said.

Running joke

The booklets would be handed out to hotels and shopping malls, on public transport and at tourist attractions.

Chinglish has become a running joke among many foreigners in China, and several websites have been set up listing humorous examples of mistranslation.

A road sign on Beijing’s Avenue of Eternal Peace warns of a dangerous pavement with the words: “To Take Notice of Safe; The Slippery are Very Crafty”.

Menus frequently list items such as “Corrugated iron beef”, “Government abuse chicken” and “Chop the strange fish”.

The mistranslations arise because many Chinese words express concepts obliquely and can be interpreted in multiple ways, making translation a minefield for non-English speakers.

The municipal government in Beijing first tried to stamp out the problem just a month after being awarded the 2008 Olympics back in 2001.

A year later the Beijing Tourism Bureau set up a hotline for visitors and residents to tip off examples of bad English, and said results would be reviewed by a panel of English professors and expatriates.

More!

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Now the kirchen picture has more than 4,200 hits, and the pushy sign picture has more than 4,400!¬† It’s all because of that BBC article.¬† Could someone who can link to it read it, and let me know what it says?¬† Better yet, could somebody cut and paste the article and send it to me?

143!

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Kirchen

Originally uploaded by MFinChina.

I posted about this one minute ago, and now it’s up to 143!

Seventy-five in about five minutes!

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Another one, “Kirchen,” has gotten seventy-five hits since I posted it about five minutes ago!

Almost 400 more in one hour!

Monday, October 16th, 2006

I posted the comment about 1,800+ hits at 11:35 p.m. my time, and now at 12:42, about one hour later, it’s up to 2,220!

THAT’S it!

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

Apparently the Chinglish Flickr group, where my picture was posted, was mentioned in a BBC article today.¬† You can read it at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6052800.stm¬† (I can’t, though, because the BBC is blocked here.)

1,800 hits in one day!

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

Let me decide for myself!

Originally uploaded by MFinChina.

I can’t believe that happened between yesterday and today! I wonder why. This makes it one of my most looked-at Flickr photos ever!

*Sigh.*

Sunday, October 15th, 2006

More disturbing, disheartening news from the US. 

On a side note, when did it become okay to begin a sentence with a digit?

“2 ordered not to discuss Gitmo claims.”

I have got a fame! part 2

Saturday, October 14th, 2006

I mentioned that a couple weeks ago I was interviewed by an intern from China Business News.  The article was finally published today. 

Actually, I thought the interview might never see the light of day.¬† What happened was that I mentioned it to someone in the grad school here, telling them the writer wanted to come to my class and take some photos of me teaching.¬† That person was worried it wasn’t okay, and went to talk to the head of the graduate school.¬† Then the head of the graduate school talked to the head of the waiban.¬† She told me I should not give any statements to the press without the school’s permission, and she also told the photographer he couldn’t come into the school.¬† She said because of the former mayor of Shanghai’s troubles (he was just involved in a scandal that apparently had something to do with taking money from foreigners), the school had to be really careful about its relationship with foreign teachers.¬† I was wondering if without a pic, the story wouldn’t run, but it was published today.¬† I talked to the guy from the newspaper, and he talked about all of this as a freedom of speech issue, that the school had no right to restrict his right to go anywhere he wanted to take pictures.¬† They may have even asked him to quash the story, but I’m not sure.¬†

As for the story itself, it is part of an article called “Foreign teachers’ happy life in Shanghai.”¬† There were two other interviewees, a Japanese woman and an English man.¬† I was kind of worried the article would say wildly inaccurate things.¬† My friend Megan B. was interviewed in Shenzhen, and when she read the article about her, it said she was a barmaid from Germany, when in fact she was a teacher from the United States.¬† I think MOST of it is stuff I really said, but the quotes are mostly paraphrased.¬† This isn’t kosher in the American journalism, but apparently it is in China.¬† Maybe it was partly done to put my replies into better, or more standard Chinese.¬† I’m not sure.¬† It did have one wholly fictitious story, though.¬† In it, I talk about how my students gave me cards for Teachers’ Day, when in fact that never happened.¬† Actually, the semester hadn’t even started on Teachers’ Day.¬†

Here’s a link to the article, but it’s only part of the article, and for some reason the Chinese characters don’t display on my computer …

http://china-cbn.com/s/n/005004005/20061013/020000028402.shtml

I don’t think I can finish it!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

I don’t think I’m going to be able to finish my Miao embroidery homework by next week!¬† There’s so much to do that I got really daunted today and could barely get up the gumption to start it.¬† I’m thinking that the majority of the people who take this course are probably stay-at-home wives of businessmen on overseas posting, so they have more free time than me.¬† I’m thinking that Friday I may call and postpone the next lesson.¬† I should probably get offline now so I can work on it for an hour or so before I go to bed.

Ow! My back! Photo shoot, class, and others.

Tuesday, October 10th, 2006

I’ve suddenly developed a nasty backache, and I’d like to go to the nearest masseuse.¬† I was glad to find out I liked her so much, because I’ve had a hard time finding one I really liked.¬† I did have a regular guy, but he moved away.¬† The problem is, though, that I noticed she has a couple of warts on her hand!¬† Warts spread, and I don’t want them!¬† I may be desperate enough to go, after changing into long clothes so she won’t make any physical contact.¬†

The guy from China Business News wanted to come and take some photos in my class tomorrow.¬† I found out at the last minute that it’s not allowed without prior permission from the university.¬† So it may not come off, or the photo-taking might be delayed.¬†

In other news, I finally started taking the Miao embroidery class that I’ve been thinking of enrolling in for like a year.¬† It was VERY hard.¬† There was a lot to remember, and the teacher didn’t speak English at all.¬† I have some homework to do.¬† We’ll see if I can get it done in time — I may have to spend a lot of time on it over the weekend.

Lastly, I was surprised to find out I have about 2,000 fewer RMB than I thought in my bank account.¬† I’m pretty astonished by that, and will have to go to the bank tomorrow to see what’s up.¬† >:(

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