Jesus motherfucking Christ!
Q:  Who shouted this while throwing a portable clothing steamer recently?
A:  I did. 
Now I’m not at my parents’ house anymore — not that I fled¬†– I¬†had intended to¬†leave after a few days.¬†¬† Now¬†I’m staying with my friends Evelyn and Billy in Indianapolis, and¬†then on Wednesday¬†I’ll be going to Bloomington to relax.