Crap coming out of my mouth.
I had a strange dream the other night. At some point in it, I looked down and found there were these strange granules the color of raw sugar growing out of my finger tips. I pinched them to see if they would come out, but the skin just got irritated, so I stopped. Later I was with a bunch of people looking around a house when I got a strange feeling in my stomach and realized I was going to be sick. I asked if there was a bathroom around, and another guy said he was interested in going too. He made a move to use it first. I was desperate, and tried to say something to stop him, because I felt all this turmoil going on in my gut. I had the sudden realization that rather than the diarrhea I had feared, I was so full of poop that I was going to vomit feces out of my mouth. I put my hand up to my mouth to catch it, and found out it came out in all these dry-ish, stuck-together little lumps that were covered with the same weird yellowish grains that were growing out of my hand. I felt helpless and didn’t know what to do. A woman with the group asked me what was wrong. I explained and showed her the poop vomit. She was surprisingly sympathetic and didn’t seem disgusted. I vomited a few more times. The woman thought we should put some of it in a bag and take it to the doctor with us. I picked up some of it and we found it had become all ropy and the granules had spouted into thousands of white spore-like things. The woman also insisted on taking a swab of the inside of my anus with a Q-tip so we could take it to the doctor to analyze. I didn’t think it was necessary, because I started to feel a lot better after I got all of that poop out of my system, but she was adamant. It was VERY painful. I never did get to find out what was wrong with me — the dream either ended or veered off in another direction before I could go to the doctor and get a diagnosis.
In retrospect, I wonder if this dream has to do with the party I had been at earlier that night, and my wondering about people’s reactions as I was talking. I was worried I seemed inarticulate or like I wasn’t reasoning properly, but people seemed to be taking what I was saying nicely. I was worried, I guess, that “crap” was coming out of my mouth.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:40 am
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Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
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“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
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