Thank goodness! I took a crap!

I had this friend who said that the whole time he lived in China, he never took a solid crap. Actually, I have a different problem. I almost never crap at all. The amount that comes out is really alarming in relation to what goes in, and I only go maybe once in five days. I’ve been worried that there’s all this stuff in there, and have had fantasies where I just blow up. I’ve tried to deal with this by eating more fiber, but it’s useless. This has been going on for years now. I guess I shouldn’t worry about it, but it really seems abnormal. How often do most people go to the toilet?

Today, I drank a little water from that tap that wasn’t boiled completely, and maybe that did it. I was able to crap! Yeah!

One Response to “Thank goodness! I took a crap!”

  1. Jim Hurd Says:

    I try to never to worry about it. A medication I take, Cymbalta has slowed me down considerably but I’m still alive and breathing.

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