My faucet and I are menstruating.
I would have loved to take a bath and soak my foot, but the water coming out of the faucet is red. It’s happened before, and the dorm lady explained that it’s because there’s a lot of rust in the pipes that comes unstuck sometimes. Still, it reminds me of this story I read in the Ryder once about a guy living in Russia who found out there was a dead man in his water tank.